Andy Pickering aka White Goodman
Kate Yesberg aka Fran Stalinofskivitchdavitovichsky
Steph Bird aka Blazer
Sam Fleming aka Me'Shell Jones
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GLOBO GYM Grabbing Poverty By The Balls
Here at Globo Gym, we're better than you and we know it.
It is this attitude that is going to get us through 100km of sheer gut-wrenching, glute-toning, gun-building exertion. Because we understand that "Ugliness" and "Fatness" are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it. We also know that poverty won't go away if we sit around watching re-runs of our 600-pound self eating cream doughnuts on home video.
Andy Pickering aka White Goodman: Owner, Operator, and Founder of Globo Gym America Corp - has been known to read the dictionary, just to break a mental sweat. Nobody makes him bleed his own blood. Nobody.
Kate Yesberg aka Fran Stalinofskivitchdavitovichsky: In her home country of Romanovia, Dodgeball is the national sport and her nuclear power plant's team won the championship five years running, which makes her the deadliest woman on earth with a dodgeball.
Sam Fleming aka Me'Shell Jones: closely follows the ethos that Dodgeball is a sport of violence, exclusion, and degradation. So fast, he can slam a revolving door.
Steph Bird aka Blazer: survived the double-fault final-play elimination during the Helsinki episode of 1919 - we all remember how that turned out. Has spent the past 90 years training for this.
You know, once Lance Armstrong was thinking about quitting when he was diagnosed with brain, lung and testicular cancer, all at the same time. But with the love and support of his friends and family, he got back on the bike and won the Tour de France five times in a row.
So what are you dying from that's keeping you from donating a few dollars to help end poverty?
Fundraising summary for this team
We have achieved 113% of our target.
Leader: Steph Bird
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